That's the look of a man who went to the University of Jah

But does the main character die?

"He's been on the internet three times"

Okay, that was good.

No, she'd be considered "out of touch" with that level of intellectual competence

Yeah, but the Vikes aren't playing at the Metrodome anymore..oh.

Yup. BSME.

That leaves less time for you to develop the kind of lasting, lifelong bonds with friends that happens in high school and college.

They'll remove him from old photos like Stalin did

I'm a non-smoker so the smoking ban was great. Now when I go to a bar in town I smell like smoke, not to mention breath in all that smoke. There are more smokers in this area of Indiana - don't know if it's the state in general.

While the "fat Midwestern" joke is old (seriously, the fucking South makes us look thin! Except Indiana), that comeback is amazing.

Looks like it's been a long time since he's been to a salon. The orange is not bright enough

There will be blackouts in Green Bay, just the dudebros from St. Norbert College

Because it was cheaper than seats to install when they renovated

Not to forget our bars have a smoking ban and we can buy booze on Sunday in WI.

This is my favorite part. Would a scout today (hell, a decade or 20 years ago) note if a 17-18 year old was married?

Didn't Amphetamines play more of a role in hitting, rather than 'roids?

For a moment I thought we had a 99-yard FAT GUY TD

Being a human, I cannot stand Colin Cowherd

Is it "suck" implied when they say Jets?

"Stop asking me if my friends have any poop stories" is another page.