.341 is a nice average, but what about her advanced stats?

You know he's also rubbing one out to undrafted TEs

I forgot about the "tyme machine" instead of ATM. I'm pretty sure I haven't seen one of those in years.

"That place with legal weed near the Rockies"

Are you one of those people who voted against Oddibe's Water Bill? DO YOU HATE AMERICA?

+1 star on Pitchfork

It's about time someone in the Big 12 played D

Come on, USC. At least be funny like this one:

ROLL TIDE

I do not miss rainouts. Or baseball in shitty weather

Not to mention, holy shit County Stadium wasn't aging well. It was almost 50 years old when it closed (47 at the end of the 2000 season) too.

So he's a MEE FIRST GLORREE DOG?

"Free Foot Porn? Now I don't have to make my own!" - Rex Ryan

Source: CBSSports.com Lays Off Two

ROLLLLLLL TAHHHHHHHHHHHD

Maybe if he hadn't had seven beers he wouldn't forget the fifth

Fat Redskins Fan is Rob Ford?

Being a Heisman Trophy winner, do you vote for the Heisman?

Here's another clip from earlier in the day

I refuse to believe a Red Sox Bro said "fuck."