You are on a roll today, Sneijderman

The Bay area seems to be awful stabby

and married a cheerleader?

I loved the game as a kid too - and at 24 I could still find enjoyment in it. Only thing it lacked was any form of multiplayer for when you have friends over

Oh that's a good Rogue Squadron reference

If You Tweet Mean Things About Peter King, He Might Favorite It. Maybe.

Every fanbase has idiots. They generally make up a small portion, but damn, they are loud

I hope the TCU student section will yell "FIVE DEAD HOOKERS! FIVE DEAD HOOKERS!" during the game

POISE.

I'm guessing your girlfriend is not a football fan? Ouch.

Sounds like MUHS to me

Am I the only one from the Milwaukee area that thought they were talking about MUHS (down the road from MU)? I did for a moment

COTD, if Deadspin had a COTD

I'm kind of surprised the NFL hasn't mandated all players (except for punters and kickers) use the latest Riddell helmet - or even just a newer helmet - say the Riddell Revolution.

NO WAY. Next thing you'll tell me is that Eagles fans miss (the coach who never won a goddamn playoff game) Buddy Ryan!

I enjoy the DP show (heh, heh, DP) as well, mostly because I'm sick of the local idiots whining about local sports teams or national shows with STRONG TAEKS and/or sports gossip I don't care about.

CHUH CHUH BULLY DAT

If my wife died, I would have a nervous breakdown and then go climb a mountain. And then Facebook would use its various spying techniques and elaborate algorithms to discover that my wife had passed away, and then send a message saying WE NOTICED THAT YOUR WIFE IS DEAD. SWITCH TO TIMELINE AND HONOR HER MEMORY! And…

Jeffrey Loria invented "the wave"