Jeffrey Loria waters down drinks with actual water

Todd Haley thinks Jeffrey Loria is a douche

At least they didn't use Comic Sans

breathtaking hail mary that traveled 125 yards in the air if it went 29

An aside: the most dangerous writer to fact-check, in terms of his being loose with the facts? And all of the bold-faced names above know this: Rick Reilly. We all loved him. We all loathed fact-checking him

When it's time, I'm nominating Rocket Frog for the DSHOF. I'm not confident at winning since Nightmare Ant and Piggy Poopballs are not in.

The Rex Ryan of 2010 is Rex Ryan: Greatest Coach Ever. Rex of 2013 is an empty shell of a man

weak taek i mean cmon

although in the fantasy I'm thinner than Kelly

I'm sad that there's no Virgil cosplayer sitting on a table all alone

Oddbie McDowell's Water Bill: Fun, Surprising, and EXTREMELY important

They didn't go through Arizona

Peter King approves, but would rather have an Allagash White. Maybe.

WEIRD.

Greggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg loves this

Maybe.

(I blame Peter King for this bias)

If you take Chicago out of Illinois, would it change? Chicago is like a different world compared to most of Illinois.

Could you just tell your cousin "Dude, can I just have this time?" If I was in his situation I probably would have done than since I've broke up with my gf back in March and haven't come close to getting any since May (graduation night when I came close but got cockblocked by this girl's stupid friend getting…

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