Yes, I have advice for you: Walk away and don't look back.

Aww, super sad I'm not the first one to answer, but A Girl Named Disaster.

Final Destination. They made "The Final Destination"... and then kept going.

To be honest, I think that's borderline racist bullshit. Culture is not always linked to race, and it's not as if they're doing ethnic policing. If a Haitian family walked in to adopt an African-American child, I wonder if those same organizations would be discouraging them because they'd be disconnected from their…

You, your grandma, and Paula Deen are all ignorant racists, that's why. Also, I love how you're "tired" of the Paula Deen updates when you clearly haven't bothered to read them. This is beyond "OMG she said a bad word!" And since you don't know that, your opinion on the matter is irrelevant.

Paula Deen on why she's not a racist:

I didn't make it about me, but you kinda did.

Sigh.

Eye. Roll.

PREACH. In fact, "singing the N word" isn't even enough to make one racist, as the Paulapologists have shown us with the whole, "It's just the N-word! You're only upset about her racism because she's a lay-dee!" (Lady is code for white lady.)

My favorites were We Shall Over Crumb Cake, Tar Baby Back Ribs, and Strange Fruit Salad.

God, he sounds insufferable. If he can't deal with a core aspect of your identity, I don't think this relationship is meant to last. Also he sounds like an entitled creep. Unfriend.

That's bullshit, he's just trying to guilt you into dating him. Ignore him and go on with your life.

This is absolutely the right call. Breakups absolutely suck, but you need to get out of this relationship. It will hurt right now and things will be complicated and messy for a bit, but you will feel so much better unencumbered by all of this crap later on down the line. You can't and shouldn't have to live like this,…

Tyra, what are you even talking about? Get it together, girl.

Sauvignon Blanc Suprème? Pinot Gringo?

Hell, they should all be vegans. What about the "fetal pain" of unhatched eggs?

There are people who'd be willing to adopt your baby.

Hey, wait a second! I've been black for free for 24 years! I demand to be appropriately compensated for my labor immediately.

Fat-shaming concern trolls, please have a seat.