I don't find it mystifying - I totally got the racist vibe from her. I'm surprised people are surprised.

Hahaha. Hot-boxing.

Plenty of people who are dicks make some positive contributions to society. I don't have to like him because he's revolutionary or whatever. I think he's a dick. And if that's his "persona," then he's chosen to portray himself as a dick and I see no problem with my assessment.

Ha. Even if you're rich and famous, your life could not possibly be that interesting 24/7 without some staging. Also... how would no one in all the bars/houses/stores/wherever they go not notice all the cameras and lights and crew members?

lolwuuuuut. Come on guys, get a green screen like everyone else.

You mean reality shows aren't real?!

Yeah, on top of everything, that shirt is awkwardly tight and makes me vaguely uncomfortable.

Okay, fine. Though I'm making an exception for referring to TD Bank as Titty Bank.

Really? I love titties. (That was a double entendre, and I meant both meanings.)

Oh! I think that might actually be it.

What a fail human. I'm sorry you had to listen to this crap to write this article.

I thought (hoped?) for sure this was exaggerated for the clickbait. But nope, this guy actually went there.

Well, if you don't have clothes, you'll be forced to lose weight! Amirite?!

It's a Betty Boop bathrobe, which makes me hope someone's wearing matching boxers.

Ew ew ewwwww. I don't like it!

Oldest trick in the GOPlaybook. People like Michael Steele, Marco Rubio, and Bobby Jindal were trotted out for the sole purpose of saying, "Look guys! These minorities support minorities having fewer rights! We're not racist because we let them go out and tell everyone how racist we're not being."

Seriously. It's just as annoying as that whole comedy debate, when people are like, "Free speech, man! If you don't like it, don't listen." Um... I'm also exercising my right to free speech by saying that I don't like the things you're saying. If you don't like it, stop saying shitty things.

They claim (though I'm kind of doubtful that most of them even believe this crap) that somehow encouraging everyone to accept and appreciate their bodies will make us all fat and we'll end up like WALL-E. I wish I were joking, but I've actually seen that movie referenced by our resident Body Police at least twice.

Eh, we all know what to expect by now. "If you don't like it, don't shop there!" "If you want to buy stuff, try being less fat! It's for your health!"

I think your username makes this comment that much better.