Do you know how to use the internet? No. You don’t.

Do you have a source for this? I am skeptical but also intrigued.

Dude, ~80% of my calories have been from CLIF Bars over the past ten years. No preparation is necessary. I have an athletic physique and my health is great. I am ignorant about most nutrition so I am not advocating it for others, but it is super easy and it works pretty damn well for me. Sometimes I’ll go three days…

I would never ask you to party with me, but I’m just curious, do you?

So are born-again Christians actually dead partiers? Hmmm...yeah I can see it.

You are a guest in someone else’s home. Either respect it or leave.

Man up.

Got it. Two hits of acid, two bong rips, two painkillers, two benzos, two amphetamines, and two drinks. Everything in moderation. That’s how you party.

omg really.

48 hours straight? Either you were on high doses of amphetamines or your quality of work was garbage, or both. Yeah, probably both. Humans and all other living organisms need sleep in order to function properly. You can do better work in less time with some rest.

Ghost Wars. Seriously, Mike? I know you read this.

Are you just paraphrasing Ghost Wars?

Ew Israel is the worst.

It’s the American whooping cough. Whoop ass no matter the cost.

Aren’t there lots of bibles, though? There’s only one Pokémon Go. Anyways it’s all bullshit. Like baseball. Masturbation is the only cited article worth one’s time. I’d highly recommend it.

Right, and Pokémon Go is essentially porn targeted towards children. Hence the acronym.

You deserve 87 billion stars. That’s a rough estimate, of course. Probably overstated. But, I used math to get there, so..... SCIENCE!

Istari did prove it! The physicist “showed his work” as: 14! . That really isn’t very much work. Istari demonstrates how vastly oversimplified that formula is. Istari is right that a social scientist with a knowledge of linguistics is better equipped for estimating this probability.

Don’t be jelly of my girl Taylor. No seriously I have no dog in this fight. I am merely observing that Kanye is a bigger douche than Taylor Swift. Kim is, too. And you and I are even bigger douches for engaging in this vicarious drama. Ugh, see you on the news comment boards :)

lol why yes, of course. Kanye was a superstar, too. Once.