Do you have a source for this? I am skeptical but also intrigued.

Dude, ~80% of my calories have been from CLIF Bars over the past ten years. No preparation is necessary. I have an athletic physique and my health is great. I am ignorant about most nutrition so I am not advocating it for others, but it is super easy and it works pretty damn well for me. Sometimes I’ll go three days…

I would never ask you to party with me, but I’m just curious, do you?

So are born-again Christians actually dead partiers? Hmmm...yeah I can see it.

You are a guest in someone else’s home. Either respect it or leave.

Man up.

Got it. Two hits of acid, two bong rips, two painkillers, two benzos, two amphetamines, and two drinks. Everything in moderation. That’s how you party.

omg really.

Ghost Wars. Seriously, Mike? I know you read this.

Are you just paraphrasing Ghost Wars?

Ew Israel is the worst.

It’s the American whooping cough. Whoop ass no matter the cost.

Right, and Pokémon Go is essentially porn targeted towards children. Hence the acronym.

Hey, maybe you should get a new job!! Life is too short to be unhappy.

You are a poor candidate for bimodal sleep. Sleeping pills like Ambien are designed for normal sleep schedules (7-9 hours at once). Stimulants also make bimodal sleep untenable. The only way for this first/second sleep to work, in my opinion, is without psychoactive drugs. My conclusions derive from personal…

Do you think this is the best solution? 500 words per month is less than a cloistered nun. Maybe you work with awful people, I don’t know, but conversation is one of the best things in life and coworkers are always around. It seems to me like you are missing out on something mostly good, which is human interaction in…

Okay thanks. That sounds kind of cruel to your body. Like, too extreme. But hopefully you won’t have to keep it up long. Weight maintenance is apparently way more fun than weight loss :)

What do you mean you “eat back 50% of those calories”? I’m confused.

Keep fighting the good fight, pal. It’s gonna be a long day.

1500 to 1800 calories a day? Do you even exercise? That sounds like about half as much as I need to stay healthy but I exercise on the reg.