You have a fundamental misunderstanding of what’s going on here and how blogs function.

No, we don’t have a budget to buy twenty comm units and test them against each other, and even if we did, it wouldn’t get anywhere near enough clicks to justify the purchase. Jalopnik is not Consumer Reports. Cardo sent me a unit,…

Musk has three children with the singer; X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Techno Mechanicus.

Get in line, buddy.

His sudden demise due to high-velocity lead poisoning would be more satisfying for the rest of us.

So Elon has entered late stage chronic ketamine abuse, huh?

Rape threat or child donation - either way, it’s fucking creepy.

It’s important to note that Musk doesn’t want to impregnate her simply because she’s a hot celebrity, but because he supports eugenics. RWNJs used to love TayTay because they thought she was some kind of ideal Aryan princess, but since she refuses to settle down and start expanding the master race gene pool, they feel…

Does he think humans are chattle property?  For fucks sake!  I’d like to kick him in the nuts repeatedly.  

elon musk is a lowlife

Plus, he has no intention whatsoever of actually going there until the plebes have finished their work of making it suitably livable first.  And that’s not me speculating cynically; he’s actually said that’s his plan.

Bingo.  It’s a variation on the “this woman just needs to bedded in order to become reasonable” line, only with his reproduction fetish thrown on top.

The weird part is he’s not an incel.  He’s fathered a large number of children, some with wives, some with girlfriends, some with subordinates.  And yet in spite of that, he STILL gives off some of the strongest incel vibes I’ve ever seen.

Elon Musk basically threatened to rape Taylor Swift. Don’t sugarcoat it.

Can’t we all just sit back and enjoy this generations version of Howard Hughes?

#7 I’m shocked Xitter had $600k to pay the settlement. Probably had to take out a loan.

And that she’s a woman even further upsets that incel.

The older and more financially comfortable I get, the less I want my life to be in the public, whether on social media or in the real world. And after reading about how most celebrities and socialites can’t even go to the coffee shop without being mobbed, or constantly harassed on the internet. I can’t imagine any…

The slide show is absolutely terrible, but the answer has to be Musk.

This guy needs to be castrated.

I can only imagine that Elon, as the son of a South African emerald mine owner, and expert in monetizing the genius of others and marketing it as his own, is deeply threatened by Taylor Swift - a Billionaire that has actually earned her money with her own hard work.