my ass is too big for any wicker chair. do not trust. 

ah Tesla, X, Freedom of speech, Elon and its stan fanbois at its finest

This isnt complicated, dude is just the latest cornball who substituted a product for a personality.

Boohoo. Stanning for a fascist like Musk is generally not seen as sonething to be rewarded - except among felllow fascists/Musk-stans.

What happens if Tesla has to replace a wrapped Cybertruck?

Well at least the Kool-Aid dispenser in his CyberTurd still works. Even if it is filled with Elon’s piss.

I say Musk should take this all the way. Just start kicking Tesla/Musk fans in the crotch. Literally. And see how they react. Pretty sure most of them, as they’re falling to the ground in agony, would be “still...love...the ....company....<collapses>“

It can be a true test of loyalty, the Musk crotch kick test!

the cybertruck subreddit went private too yesterday just to cement their status as a pro musk echochamber. before they let you join now you have to prove your identity and that you own a cybertruck.

Maybe stop buying and using products created by a fucking lunatic and you wouldn’t have this problem.  Fuck Elon.  I hope he burns up in space.

He’s lying, everyone knows Musk and X are absolutist about free speech, they would never interfere with free speech.

I really needed the boost today, thank you. Funniest thing I’ve read all week.

elon has reposted claims that Black people have lower IQs than white people. I genuinely can’t fathom the excuses a Black person would have to make to themselves to still be giving him money.

R/Cybertruck is now a closed Reddit. Have to apply to get in. Cuts down on the haters

Boy, that’s a weird thing for a “free speech absolutist” to do.

Interesting how the only people who complain about “shadow bans” on social media seem to be from the perpetually aggrieved side of the aisle.....  Im sure that is just coincidence 

Y’know, it’s really weird to buy a car from the same guy who has total access to your social media account.

“Hey Elan, my good friend and fearless leader, can you fix this weird glitch that happens when I say things you don’t like?”

I own a M3 and really like it, but the thought of creating a social media page to sing its praises (or any car I’ve owned for that matter) has never come close to crossing my mind. I also feel regret for giving Moron Musk any of my money but here I am.

The fuck is this timeline where nobodies complain about views and the term “shadowbanned” exists?