Thanks Obama!

Yeah, it’s really hard to tolerate complaints from bro-dozer truck owners about gas prices. 

Some dudes: “ after buying my 1 ton truck, 40 ft camper, ATVs, SXS, snowmobiles, jet skis, bass boat, ice house and Harleys, I can’t afford gas, damn commie liberals”

What says “I’m a rebel, a loner, a free-thinker” better than slavish adoption of a corporate logo all over your shit, just like thousands of similarly-minded sheep tough guys?

Once again, the far right reveals that what motivates them more than anything else is fear. “The world is changing! People are being allowed to be themselves in ways that make me uncomfortable. They’re . . . they’re different!”

This is behavior that should outnumber mass shootings, by an order of magnitude if necessary.

It’s worse than “stupid”, they are willfully ignorant. 

Hey, Haters! Yes, YOU! Answer this:

Look, whether you buy a Harley-Davidson or not doesn’t matter to me. I think they build some good bikes and some less-good bikes, and they’re all hellaciously expensive. But if you’re a weirdo who doesn’t want to create a welcoming space for people who aren’t like you, I’d prefer you didn’t ride at all. The…

What these reports completely fail to mention is that the attendance figures are based solely on tickets sold to the headliner concerts. This year’s headliners were Jelly Roll on Friday and Red Hot Chili Peppers on Saturday.

“The motorcycle community is small enough already that if you are still trying to exclude people based on their race or gender identity, you’re a fucking asshole and we don’t need you.”

The “softest edge” we’ve created in society is that being this level of asshole for its own sake doesn’t just get your ass kicked in the middle of the street. Mankind was better off when their was actual consequence for going out of your way to be obtuse.

Harley makes E-bikes now; these karens are lashing out because the electric motors don’t provide the same stimulus on their taint.

That dog is definitely a campaign asset.

Because....

Oh man, that is seriously one of my dream vehicles, and as far as I’m concerned, one of the best looking vehicles ever made -Citroens, Mercedes and Porsches be damned.

Just when you believed Trump was one of the dumbest humans in existence he introduces the world to JD....

Won’t be be forbidden from driving basically for the rest of his life if he becomes vice president, though?

Smart move. Perfectly normal and relatable person versus the couch fucking VP for the other side.