Of course the truck self immolated to destroy all evidence, and embarrassment.
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I think it can serve as a boat, once.
Humans can briefly survive the environment in the coronosphere of our sun.
Briefly.
He did say “briefly” didn’t he? It could briefly serve as a boat.
Building this kind of garbage is why Tesla’s Austin factory is laying off tons of people this week. Combining TWO mental illnesses (Autism and Narcissistic Personality Disorder) in a CEO is gonna ruin that company.
Many boats spend most of their life out of water and on a trailer, so yes.
Jesus that’s horrible. Basically gotta spot clean the thing.
Everyone is rightfully mocking this heap for being too delicate to go through a car wash in the daytime, but I would like to once again point out the absolute idiocy of having every single control routed through a single, apparently extremely shitty, touchscreen. Not only can’t you drive it, but when someone asks…
OMG Perfect. Cybertruck is the new Happy Fun Ball...
Here’s the section on Exterior Cleaning: https://service.tesla.com/docs/Public/diy/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-E35BF0DC-F3BC-49F1-9190-4A73BA9E428F.html
This is the car which can also serve as a boat, according to Elon Musk.
just throw bags of rice on it. what a pile of shit.
“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”
None. They already have form denying warranty due to “water ingress”, yet that water ingress was from driving in the rain through puddles, and the only reason there was water ingress was due to Tesla’s shitty design, and yet they tried to deny the claim.
Seems like a delicate snowflake of a truck!
I have zero sympathy for anyone who’s dumb enough to ride a motorcycle without a helmet. They deserve whatever happens to them.
Perfect. Good riddance.
delicious sour grapes
My favorite story about these guys: The FL attorney that pushed FL to repeal its helmet law died in a motorcycle crash. And it wasn’t even someone else’s fault; he lost control of the bike while slowing down.