They removed everything we wanted from Black Flag, except ship combat. How could they have misunderstood the fanbase that much?

All I needed to read:

I seen him parody himself enough to believe he is sincere in his bleakness but also self-aware.

It’s as if you were actively trying to sound like as much of a buffoonish dipshit as possible when making this comment.

I want a team-up movie starring Werner Herzog, Jeff Goldbloom, Christopher Walken, Willem Dafoe, and Steve Buscemi, all chewing the scenery. Maybe make it a heist film.

“I’ve seen it on the set and it is heartbreaking. It is heartbreakingly beautiful... It’s a phenomenal technical achievement.”

I'll pay good money for a Herzog audio commentary on that movie.

I am as surprised at this as with the Suicude Squad game's failure.

Hey, there’s a reason why they attack and defund public education! The last thing they want are people with critical thinking skills, empathy/compassion, humility, and understanding.

It’s “Deplorables” all over again. There’s no criticism of these people you can possibly make that they won’t eagerly adopt as an imagined badge of honor.

Pinball is the perfect metaphor for a bunch of tiny-balled whackos on tilt.

I know it’s fairly lame as critique goes, but that is a basic bitch pinball table.

Very much on brand!

“Freedom Dawg Games” reads to me as “We took an IQ test and it came back negative”.

As a huge fan of pinball, judging this game solely on it’s merits as a table, this looks really bad. It’s layout is basic and the table art is super confusing. Pinball is a very quick game. Good luck figuring out anything you need to know with this mess of a layout.

Then that’s real cheap-ass.

It’s not a pinball cabinet. It is an LCD screen turned vertically with a digital game on it.

I wonder what pinball cabinet it was before it was defaced with all that nutso crap? They probably just scraped off the old paint and covered it up with some stickers. I find it hard to believe they would have the attention span to build it from scratch.

As a guy who played pinball before the Magnavox Odessey and Pong existed, this is a disgrace to pinball (not to mention the American people).