The spin – among those not expecting an instant pardon – seems to be shaping up as “This has nothing to do with Russia, so it’s a non-story.”

I knew that was coming.  45 has his true believers, he’s a fucking cult. 

LOL! Fucking droolers. Their blasphemy is the least of their worries. We’re ‘bout to take our country back and shove them back under the rocks they came from. Fuckers.

Ooh, ooh, I have to go light a joint and go over to Breitbart now. *cackle* The floorshow should be fairly spectacular.

This is a fucking awesome day, and no pack of whining Millennial Eeyores is going to ruin it. Huzzah and l’chaim, you all!

Ugh. Two things:

#MAGA twitter is going absolutely bananas right now expecting pardons. There are people literally comparing Manafort to Jesus.

Look, if you want to say something in these comments all I ask is that you be respectful to one another. Disagree on whatever points you want but please treat each other decently.  (Assholes and transphobes get banned.)

Tearing down a monument to the self-avowed enemies of America seems a patriotic act to me.

The same fate awaits all traitors.

Historical commissions? As in, Ms. Violet whose great-great grandfather fought for the Confederacy and whose white feelings are going to be hurt from beyond the grave if a statue gets torn down? That historical commission?

Most of his lawsuits were settled out of court. His “reputation” would scare people into thinking they’d lose to his shitty lawyers. The bully tactic always worked for him, which is why he’s shitting himself at the present: Mueller isn’t backing down so Trump has no idea how to handle himself.

Motherfucker doesn’t know how stairs work. Mens rea is probably asking too much.

Pick a topic. (Example: Steak)

To quote John Oliver;

True, but for the first time in his life he’s finding out what it’s like when people tell the fucking truth about him (because they have greater pressures than his NDAs and attack-dog lawyers).

It is almost comical that someone who has been subject to over 3500 lawsuits has so little a grasp on something like perjury.

Including himself!

Remember when it was revealed, that his lawyers insisted on meeting him together so that he wouldn’t change his story from one person to the next?

He is a con man telling lies to people who want to be deceived.