Don't feel bad! Anime girls have many decades experience pushing the boundaries in applied experimental boob physics. Besides, with a name like yours I'm sure your tits already awesomely dangerous enough at rest.

If she ever fell into water, her boobs would propel her away to safety like one of those old-fashioned paddle-boats.

Profits will go to the Great Ormond Street Hospital Children's Charity

In other words, when women reach some sort of sluttiness threshold they lose all claim to any legal protection or even basic human decency.

Lap-dancing may be a form of erotic entertainment, but the boundaries and terms of the interaction are established (e.g. ripping off a girl's panties or trying to digitally penetrate her is not permissible). Deliberately stimulating yourself to orgasm violates these boundaries and is therefore not the same as…

Lap-dancing may be a form of erotic entertainment, but the boundaries and terms of the interaction are established (e.g. ripping off a girl's panties or trying to digitally penetrate her is not permissible). Deliberately stimulating yourself to orgasm violates these boundaries and is therefore not the same as…

Lap-dancing may be a form of erotic entertainment, but the boundaries and terms of the interaction are established (e.g. ripping off a girl's panties or trying to digitally penetrate her is not permissible). Deliberately stimulating yourself to orgasm violates these boundaries and is therefore not the same as…

Lap-dancing may be a form of erotic entertainment, but the boundaries and terms of the interaction are established (e.g. ripping off a girl's panties or trying to digitally penetrate her is not permissible). Deliberately stimulating yourself to orgasm violates these boundaries and is therefore not the same as…

I laughed, then I realized that they probably consider it a man's right to masturbate on/to/at* any unwitting dancer. Then I did this:

I'm struggling to articulate just why I find this so creepy (special waterproof jizz compartments aside). However:

Well, maybe if your nice government job is in the Capitol...

Yeah, Jez even did a few posts on it:

Most of us got over the hideous irony with the release of the first wave of Hunger Games make-up. Now I'm just enthralled by the pretty, shiny colors like any good citizen of the Capitol.

Beautiful - like the scales of some rare fish catching the sunlight.

Oh dear, Ryan Lochte must've forgotten to take his phone out of his back pocket again.

Damn you, I can't top that.

Unmitigated arse gravy.

Because someone had to post it.

That would fit better with everyone's assumptions some sort of jockette strap for, uh, contact sports.

So less: