Good point. There must be significant overlap between the demographic likely to abuse laxatives/diuretics and the demographic likely to live there.

How are they even going to enforce this?

Insightful.

Who wants to guess whether this baby will make Charles a great-grandfather? Judging by familial lifespan he probably has another ~30 odd years of scone-hocking, meddling and tampon-duty in him. If this baby settles down and has his own babies around the same age as William, it could well be a possibility, especially…

You know what they call a princess in France? A Royale sans saucisson.

There's a tossed salad joke somewhere in there.

Man, goats really will eat anything.

I've spent the better part of my life writing exams and I've always been curious what it's like to be on the other side.

John Norman? Is that you?

It feels almost like Jezebel is making excuses for Terry by calling him a troll. Boys will be boys, and trolls will be trolls.

I absolutely agree, although so many people are using "trolling" as an all-encompassing term for "person I don't agree with", that I feel the meaning is starting to shift. Who knows, in a few decades time political parties may be referring to their opponents as "trolls".

Exactly, whether intentional or not, labeling this "trolling" feels like so much hand-waving.

I object to describing Terry as a "troll". He wasn't being deliberately provocative or disingenuous or otherwise trying to garner a negative reaction. He was simply being his racist shit-stain self.

My formerly-sparkling, toffee-apple orbs have darkened to burned caramel macchiato and are filling with pearly, biscotti-flavored tears at the thought of those poor, defenceless adjectives.

Thanks for the suggestions, they will be added to my remorselessly growing list of films to watch!

I might just have to start watching Vikings - I need something with sword-fighting and scheming to fill the void left by Game of Thrones. Is it any good?

Yup, my first thought was that someone must've gotten into a fight with their dermatologist.

Whenever hair, skin or eyes are described with dessert adjectives like creamy, coffee, chocolate, toffee, caramel, milky, latte e.t.c. I'm inescapably reminded of bad fanfiction.

Don't know why it didn't occur to me sooner; how many Skarsgards are there in Hollywood anyway?

Thanks for creeping for me!