I guess Stellan’s tireless maintenance of global hotness reserves balances out the blatant nepotism involved in public distribution and packaging of said hotness?

Wait, wait, wait. His dad is *Stellan Skarsgard*?! The same Stellan Skarsgard that was in in Thor and Good Will Hunting?

Ha, leave it to the Swedish to democratise hotness! ;)

Okey dokey.

Couldn't really say; I'm about as conversant with aesthetic surgery as I am with brawling.

Frankly I find it refreshing that darmo had the goodness to condense his usual ramblings into a such a quick place-holder post.

If you can interpret such a lucid and well-reasoned response as “smoke and mirrors”, it’s no wonder you have such a bee in your bonnet about irrational feminist harpies.

Hmm, I've now learned 2 new things:

Hmm, that's odd. Didn't know George Clooney had a daughter. Oh wait. Oh. Okay then.

But think how fabulous all those ladies look once they've dropped the weight and gotten some implants! Also, no more split ends! Isn't that what's meant by "lovely lady lumps"?

Almost half of breast cancer patients have had mastectomies.

Credit where credit is due - including to you for introducing me to my new procrastination material.

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Was it the smooth kind, or the chunky kind with extra pico de gallo stirred in?

Grampy? How did you get here? Last time we talked about computers you told me you couldn't find "The Google"?

I have a vague memory of reading somewhere that increased levels of oxygen had an impact on the size of prehistoric insects.

Squee, I feel like I've just won an Oscar for Best Internet.

Almost everything.

Ah yes, truly it is a great mystery that a women who admits she sweats blood to stay Hollywood ultra-skinny somehow has a less rounded baby-face in comparison to her adolescent self of 14 years ago.

He may never live this down, but that's still better than the alternative: becoming the sort of 25 year old who is unable to see what could be wrong or embarrassing about this.