I know I haven't been commenting on your gifts lately but... yowza.

This needs a crosspost to Jalopnik. We were just talking about architecture over there...

That would be me.

Deal. As long as I'm allowed to ride on the roof shooting at them while you drive.

I know I'm breaking the rules but I came up with another:

I find the Unimog portal gear axles are like a really short skirt. You just WANT to look under there and see what's going on.

It was an optional extra. There was a feature on it in Auto Bild in the late '90s so there's definitely at least one out there.

Desu nominated your car above.

The owner of this actual car chimed in below...

I'd settle for a holy trinity: blonde, brunette, redhead. Or in other words, Mega Track, Bowler EXR S, Amphibious Apocalypse Vehicle of my own imagination and manufacture. You can never be too prepared for the zombie rapture 2012 end of days. In fact, if I only get one vote, I'm voting zombie apocalypse vehicle.

Fine, you can have the other one (Bowler EXR S), but considering how similar in performance yet dissimilar in philosophy they are I just couldn't choose. That's like making a man choose between a crazy hot redhead with pale skin and green eyes, and a glimmering blonde with really long hair and a piercing blue gaze.…

Nomination No: 2

Nomination No:1

Does anyone know why BeWeather appears to be 99c at the app page, but jumps to 1.29 on the purchase page?

I think this is merely your 4th direct vehicle review, but you already stand out with your style of writing. While not all the articles you write are my "thing", I read them anyway because I might be surprised and learn something. Even if I don't, the reading is entertaining. My true hope is that you and Raphael are…

It feels like just yesterday that Jason started here at Jalopnik, and amidst all those "come write for us" banter, I'm really glad he made it. This is the kind of direct car review I came here for in the first place, and I'm glad to see young writers catching that same aire of the everyman meets motoring we merely…

Insignia OPC. Wagon.

That looks exactly like what I want. I tend to work in various rooms around the house, and being able to drag my workspace around and yet neatly pack it away when I need to would be fantastic.

Dear Matt,

It's when it doesn't go well... too little charge and the whole thing just bounces around. Too much, and that would be a stress test for that laptop along with his face.