@Baby Benz make that needs a '96 Fleetwood Brougham to keep it company: That is also not allowed. Folds are perfect for concealing weapons and explosives. Anyone sporting such accessories shall be detained in these new prisons I call 'gyms' until they have proven their worth to humanity by accepting my arbitrary rules…

I wear my cables on my desk and floor proudly. Entangling passers-by with fervor and fortitude, they provide seconds of entertainment for my feeble mind as I watch them ensnare their prey. Additionally, they provide hours of fury and anger management any time I attempt to move something.

@LappingLuke: Me too. I ran out of typing breath.

@Whack-A-mole: Toys are always fun. That's why manual gearboxes are fun. It's when there's someone else there making decisions and acting on them all on their lonesome (i.e. automatic gearboxes) that the fun gets sucked out faster than a proverbial cold air intake on a turbocharged engine sucks proverbial air.

I am severely upset by everyone who wears clothing. My religion forbids clothing, and I have absolutely no tolerance for garments of any kind. Anything deviating from my stark naked understanding is demeaning and inhuman. I demand compensation and retribution of some sorts. For all I know you don't even allow full…

@Whack-A-mole: No pass phrase. Just a safe word. And on flights with this service, you'll know it from the bossy attitudes and how much they bend to get your food tray out of the cart.

@Whack-A-mole: SM i can get, but DP? Even under the best circumstances, the wall separating you from your crackhead STD ridden neighbor is a thin sheet of cheap housing.

Organized religion: the great justification for wars and even greater cockblockers.

@Whack-A-mole: The air stewardesses are there to serve. A lot of times, all you need to do is ask.

@LappingLuke: My guess is that it has always been happening, but either people are bitching more about it nowadays, or we just hear about it (as opposed to not hearing about it in the olden days, which would imply that people didn't care as much as either it was not newsworthy or it was not bitched about, which brings…

@lurch70: This one. Yes.

@Spiegel McFly: Airplane fish is not fish. Our top scientists are still working on identifying the true nature of what it is they feed us when we are trapped at high altitude without a Papa Johns in sight.

It's amazing how some fluffy water manages to fuck things up so severely. For a species that is so adamant at conquering nature, we sure suck at what we set out to do.

@Whack-A-mole: You're thinking of DP.

Should be a comfortable trip.

It's gift wrapped. I can only hope the card has my name on it.

For all his futuristic visions and wholehearted family entertainment, what do you really think will happen when they wake Walt from his cryogenic sleep?

Datsuncanny. Fo shizzle.

Row, row, row your bird

@timbuktu: I've already h-clicked porsche9146, glad to add you to the list. Keep it up!