I have very little motivation in life, my aspirations are low. I am most definitely not driven daily.

Obviously the Russians aren't going to tell us what they REALLY use it for:

Accepting from the start that Jalops are not the target audience, kudos to FLD and the team for keeping the wheels rolling in hard times and make 'normal' people just that tiny bit more Jalop. Unfortunately, from what I gather, the host either went to live in the basement of the drunk kid that stole the sign, or is…

@duurtlang: Yes, but given the current Mini lineup, this makes even less sense. It's already established that the compared to the original Mini, the new Mini is "fat" beyond belief. But I suppose if we follow the trend, then the Paceman will give us a new "fat", something between the regular fat Mini and the giant fat…

@duurtlang: Next time, end your sentence with "A pot of gold?".

If the Countryman was half as good as a Fiat Panda 4x4 off road, I would be fine with it. But I'm not, because it isn't. The least they could have done for this is employ the latest generation Haldex or have a 50/50 split by default. A BMW X-Drive system with rear bias is obviously too much to ask (the added weight…

@BradMW: Still, at 1000hp, ten percent of that is 100hp to the front. The center diff can't possibly be all that happy...

@LuckyChuck, Communist synthesizer: That was crushing enough on oppo. I thought we had agreed never to demolish fond memories again...

@Rock517: Your poop deck deserved it after you failed to chill out.

@Rock517: I suppose you might succeed in your trollish endeavors. Good on you.

@Rock517: By your own standards:

@Rock517: I may say you aren't a troll, despite your initial trollery by inciting this in the first place, but that doesn't make it any less true or false. Similarly, the dealership may say they are no longer after a quick buck, despite the initial impression they made upon the receipt of the vehicle, but that does…

@Rock517: Since you didn't, I will. There you go.

@Rock517: Since we are getting into interpretations, one possible interpretation for this:

@Rock517: For violating your fridge magnet ban, I am revealing your anatomy to the commentariat in the attached diagram. Notice how the leading feature of this type of 'trawler' is the 'awshole' or 'hawsehole'. No matter what, trawlers gonna trawl.

@Vavon: Cest magnifique!

@Rock517: If you are going to stand by it, take your own advice and read the article... again, from the article:

@Vavon: Ha!

@Rock517: So in your world, everyone asks exactly what they want to know the first time around. Forgive me for posing such an apparently vague and 'dumb' question such as "can it be registered". Next time I'll be sure to ask if it can be registered if there are raccoons under the hood and the left headlight is not…

@oyumurtaci: