Dear Audi,

That'll bu... no, it won't. Punch him again in the other eye and make him look somewhat symmetrical again.

1) Bring 8 people with you.

After his solitary confinement, the RIAA would like a word with Mr. Manning, I bet.

You eat breakfast like a champion, you race like a champion, why not crash like a champion.

@GeeHalen: A 5 pack! Awesome.

@Odin: I think what he meant was "Watch this kid slice the head off the other kid with a razer sharp Apple product".

@Incoherent: 6. banning children, as they are the source of all of the aforementioned problems, therefore please do not ever bring them or send them here again.

@kake81: My head just asploded (because you shot me in it).

@DrunkenMessiah: So it's well taken care of, like I said. I think we should write an open letter to Toyota, stating that as per the design of high performance engines (this is also valid in aircraft, as per the leaking of early supersonic vehicles), they should be regularly run to make sure the seals are still good.…

Is it just me, or do I see the oil pan on the floor has a little accumulated, which means it's still lubricated and well taken care of?

The gathering is like the powerband: fine and narrow until VTEC kicks in, yo.

We love you Spiegs.

I don't see gullwing laces. This is not authentic.

@snap_understeer_ftw: Why drop it like it's hot when you can donk it like it's what?

@oyumurtaci: PS: If the name sticks, 4 wheel steering is still cool.

Dear Honda,

@Matt Hardigree: Blow back, with tire smoke! If they don't show we can start a 'Pants for Matt' campaign in oppositelockville. The only condition to the campaign is that they have to be snakeskin, and you have to post a photo wearing them if we gather the scratch to actually get them.

I have to say, the LA Auto show was kinda bringing me down, and while I appreciate the coverage, I felt like Jalopnik was almost falling into a lull.

@tkosoccer03: I think it's the cars. If we all drove performance vehicles close to their limits all day, maybe the roads will last longer? This logic is infallible and must be implemented at once!