@tekdemon: Let me rephrase that:

If only to force people to learn to drive a manual...

I would recommend a weekend at a driving school (Skip Barber comes to mind) for the more 'aggressive' bad drivers, or even if it's just to improve ones understanding of their vehicle.

@CandyBacon:

@Fat Tire: I had completely forgotten about Jake... thanks.

Congrats. Again. I think we should capture him and autopsy his brain. Maybe we can find this one-of-a-kind awesome gland and clone it.

@Mariblanka: That was so much better than the second one.

@Bluesroo: Very well put...

That driver will now have to face the Ramifications of his actions.

The Ram did exactly that.

Opel Vectra.

@flyingstitch: The Opel version with the V6 was actually pretty nice, a RWD in a sea of FWD floaters.

@philselmer: But in my case I only needed to plug 3-4 holes. Spending that kind of money on patching compound for a few holes would have been worse, but when there's a lot to patch I totally agree.

@th.visitor: The multicolor stuff negates the mushroom poster...

@Oranges w/ Cheese has 2 cats! ahahaha.: Also, if you can restrain yourself, try not to poke it to see how 'hard' it becomes after it dries out. Turns out it's brittle, and will shatter itself right out if you poke it right.

Use toothpaste to fill the holes in the wall you left in your dorm when you decided that nailing that glow in the dark magic mushroom poster up was a good idea; to get your deposit back.

"I'm not needed here right?"

I hate to admit that I actually like this. At this level, I'm not much for heritage and authenticity and all that. It's basically a good sports car with a supercar look that will fool most (or at least fool the gender that matters). But despite all the tomfoolery, you can't fool me into buying a Boxster S with 87k…