Here's a blotter from Harry Fucking Potter! Comedy gold.

WHY DOES THIS APPEAL TO MY INTERESTS SO MUCH?!?!!??!

Spinoffs:
"I Wanna Play with an Otter with Harry Potter"
"I Wanna Attend my Alma Mater with Harry Potter"
"I Wanna Splash in Saltwater with Harry Potter"
"I Wanna Write a New Magna Carter with Harry Potter"

A thing of beauty is a joy forever...

it's this mindset that allowed an ex-friend to spread the rumor that I had an eating disorder, when in fact I had hyperthyroidism. but hey, thanks.

The world may never know. ;D ;D ;D

Great picture of them.

I'm pretty sure my status as An Old has been cemented, and if it hasn't, it will be now. Spring Break '93 and my friends and I decide to fly out and crash at my roommate's brother's apartment in West Hollywood. Well, one of my friends' boyfriends was a big tattoo guy, and he wanted a t-shirt from Sunset Strip Tattoos,…

Or Kel-eesi, soon to be taken doggie style by the skinny guy from Good Burger.

Translation: America Now Has More Baby Girls That Will Grow Up Introducing Themselves As "Khali".

Leg up comes after the doggy style.

Hey, at least they are aiming for her to be taken doggy-style by a KING, not by some non-royal, unemployed jackass. It is aspirational.

My mother named her cat Khaleesi. When she got really fat my mother changed the cat's name to Kolossi.

Are these parents aware that the english translation of Khaleesi is "soon to be taken doggy-style by the king"?

Yes, but consider this...my girlfriend has a small clothing store. Once we heard little furtive rustling sounds from the back room and when we investigated, we found two boys feeling the boobs on the mannequins. So there's that.

Have you been binge watching game of thrones too? Cause that's exactly what I thought about first. "Ah Joffrey would love these mannequins."

Double left hands, just like Nadine from Bob's Burgers! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt253155…

OMG, that is so great.