You are too kind. I don't think she looks like she votes at all.

I am embarrassed to be a white person.

I won something!! ::bows::

The only thing I have ever really stollen was pint glasses from restaurants and bars. I call it "liberating" the glasses.

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.

Excellent. I shall think of it that way.

I stole a coffee mug from a communal coffee mug cabinet in my former office. It may have been on my last day.

Would someone please stop filming and take care of that crying child's needs? Damn.

This is always the best, imo.

Me too. We used to have some moral ground to stand on. No more. I remember the sinking feeling I got during Bush2 when Alan Dershowitz first wrote an opinion piece urging torture and I thought "Oh shit. They're prepping us for this." And very soon, everyone was calling it "enhanced interrogation" and "stress…

He is the most miserable gay man I have ever seen. She is quite the cook even if her show is pretentious and annoying.

Alton Brown is where it's at.

Make bounces, not war. (I'm sad I can't find a higher quality version, though.)

She appears to be removing its soul.

We got bored with dominating the world's tracks so now we're moving on to swimming pools. Coming for that ass Phelps!!

MY FAVORITEST DANCING CAT VIDEO OF ALL TIME AND I JUST SANG MY WAY THROUGH THE WHOLE THING - much to the horror and chagrin of my husband.

This gif of satan laughing is so perfectly theme appropriate!

Oooh, wait wait wait! We've also gotta get a shot of the Flying Spagetti Monsterite display!

Oh, sure, it's just me hangin' out in a barren, dingy room with a rusty radiator, ya know, jeans scrunched down so's I can barely move my legs and my bare ass and bits on a slippery, possibly questionable leather armchair that's the only place to sit 'cept the floor (splinters!) or what looks like a janky bathtub off…

The best thing about that joke is that those of us who are just normal adult people who listen to public radio, with jobs and degrees and credit scores and lives only even get that joke because of Gawker and Girls on HBO. If hating things that people do really is a 20 something practice, that seems stupid and…