My Ovaries just went into OvaDrive! =^.^=

You are too kind. I don't think she looks like she votes at all.

I am embarrassed to be a white person.

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I won something!! ::bows::

The only thing I have ever really stollen was pint glasses from restaurants and bars. I call it "liberating" the glasses.

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.

Excellent. I shall think of it that way.

I stole a coffee mug from a communal coffee mug cabinet in my former office. It may have been on my last day.

Would someone please stop filming and take care of that crying child's needs? Damn.

This is always the best, imo.

Me too. We used to have some moral ground to stand on. No more. I remember the sinking feeling I got during Bush2 when Alan Dershowitz first wrote an opinion piece urging torture and I thought "Oh shit. They're prepping us for this." And very soon, everyone was calling it "enhanced interrogation" and "stress…

He is the most miserable gay man I have ever seen. She is quite the cook even if her show is pretentious and annoying.

Alton Brown is where it's at.

Make bounces, not war. (I'm sad I can't find a higher quality version, though.)

She appears to be removing its soul.

We got bored with dominating the world's tracks so now we're moving on to swimming pools. Coming for that ass Phelps!!

MY FAVORITEST DANCING CAT VIDEO OF ALL TIME AND I JUST SANG MY WAY THROUGH THE WHOLE THING - much to the horror and chagrin of my husband.

This gif of satan laughing is so perfectly theme appropriate!