And I can't help but see Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers

Hahaha, that bear! That reminds me of the one, and only, time I hosted a New Year's Eve party( it was a shit show-food fight, transients, stabbing threats, bottles shattered at my feet in anger). Someone puked on our lawn and someone else attempted to bury it by kicking dirt onto it, but what they were really kicking…

No, you RESCUED a coffee mug. It needed to get out of there man.

You're saying children watch this horror and love it? They definitely need to be educated about sex/rape then, that video is so monumentally fucked.

Domestication would make their ears floppy and their tails curly, so even if you did they just wouldn't be the same :(

This gif of satan laughing is so perfectly theme appropriate!

No, she's on new girl.

Oh no, everybody get ready now, it's an arms race to the niche-iest of niche interests! Last one there totally didn't even know about it before it was coooool.

Hmm, well okay. Many thanks to you for taking precious time to explain this mystery!

They reject things other people like because that would mean that they are not the most precious, unique special little snowflake on the planet. Or maybe because they don't have the attention span for it.

It's the thanksgiving episode of bob's burgers. Bob drinks absinthe and has a Totoro themed hallucination, it's pretty fantastic.

I don't understand the way she talks, I thought she was pretending to be deaf at first and i was about to be offended. Someone explain please.

Awwww, that is so awesome. What a cool kid, she makes me feel hope for the future.

I saw the picture and thought, damn, Gwen Stefani looks really good.

That sounds like it might Sting a little.

I gotta flip through some cliterature.

Excuse me, I have to go tap some morse on my lady force.

I was gonna say, there's nothing better for your south of the border fish taco night.

Ooh, are there fun facts in there?

Oh why thank you! I'm pretty proud of my shitty dad humor.