Yeahhhh...I was walking through Nordstrom today and saw prom dresses being modeled on these cone-headed freaky-ass mannequins. They were like these ones:

Ah ... So, someone saw Angelica Huston in The Witches and thought "Wait til they get a load of me ..."?

I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN, INTERNET.

I...guess. I am a millenial (I think? So confusing), and when I post things on facebook, I am usually thinking about specific people seeing them. Most often, my family. So I just post photos of things that I know my family would like, and then they can look at them in their own time and discuss them with each…

You know what? This is totally how Tom Haverford would get married. This looks like an extra straight out of Parks and Rec.

Year/Product - I dunno, mid 90s?/ Ray-ban Wayfarers

Obviously the red moon is a sign of the coming of R'llor and his warrior Azor Ahai!

I just want to strap whomever came up with this BS campaign to a gurney and pluck every single hair of theirs, individually, with tweezers. One by one. Laughing manic and gleefully.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, nononononono.

People who romanticizing the 50's and 60's are the worst. I can understand praising those time periods if you're a straight, Christian white able-bodied male, but if you're anything outside of that, you need to A) love yourself and B) educate yourself, most importantly.

The best part is you can tell how happy she is while she's out there.

I'm pretty sure Brazil nuts see her thighs and break on their own out of respect.

damn, look at that strong woman. She is awe inspiring.

I don't know what the hell you just described, but:

a) I WANT IT SO BAD.

hahaha, oh Kirsten. STFU.

You need a man to be a man and a woman to be a woman.

Yeah, I was just about to write a post about how I agreed with her, and then I got to the knight part...

I feel like the feminine has been a little undervalued. We all have to get our own jobs and make our own money, but staying at home, nurturing, being the mother, cooking – it's a valuable thing my mum created.

Do non-hetero relationships all fail? This is news to me.

April fools day is just a reminder to stay diligent, because no one you know or love is trust worthy!