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Even more accurate when you notice the blurb about her pig placenta facials. Pig placenta facial. Just let that sink in.... to your face... placenta.

Ha! I find you very amusing you snark-tastic little son of a gun, regardless of whether or not that was your intention.

More often than not the hand of the universe is Gary Larson.

It wasn't the florist, it was the caterer. They thought that a cauliflower canyon would be the perfect accompaniment to the fountain of ranch dressing. They did not, however, consider the necessity for refrigeration.

PREACH

Interesting! I wonder if that's why my body craves it so often.

Well if he wears two at once it's almost like a regular speedo. Yep, nothin to see here, just your average thongy speedo!

Agreed, although I did see this response coming from light years away. There was just something awful about every single thing I ate there, I think it might have been the painful absence of cheese or perhaps the fact that butter is not involved in the cooking process.

I recently had lunch with a vegan friend at a vegan restaurant that is pretty popular in our city. I got avocado tacos that I was pretty excited about eating but when they arrived and I took my first bite the taste was unmistakable, it was nail polish remover. I know this because I have learned the hard way not to eat…

Boring floor-itis would be a swelling of the boring floor, this has been bothering me.

No offense! I was in a mood when I typed that, guess I felt a poop storm encroaching upon my DIY party.

This is not painters tape, it is engineered to not peel off the varnish on gym floors even after heavy and extended use. The blue painters tape is for very temporary use on walls etc. Not the same thing at all.

It is made for use on gym floors, so it actually has impressive durability and is water/wear proof. It also peels off without damaging the floor underneath, so all of the issues that you have with it are imagined.

I feel violated for this kid, it is none of anyone's damn business what is in his pants and it really freaks me out how a bunch of commenters will continue to argue the definition of gendered pronouns so they can make a spectator sport out of another human being's genitalia( a CHILD in this case.) Also love how they…

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Actually, looking at them again that expression reads as -just walked in on you masterbating-

I love the faces that Don Cheadle and Paul Giamatti are making in those pictures. Side by side it makes it seem as though they just saw something truly grotesque/awkward.

We should have frozen him when we had the chance.

Always open to suggested reading material, thank you so much!!