Thank you so much for taking the time to write out such a thorough and intelligent response! It makes me feel slightly better that they attempted to smooth it over later. I actually have always seen the racial ambiguity there, if you look past the straight hair of the woman it would be pretty difficult to make any…

Hide the cheese grater.

Well, not to be the bearer of bad(?) news but, a lot of kids start masturbating at ten. I did. Better a hello kitty vibe than some random object/human.

Okay, I actually have a serious question regarding Space Feminism. Is anyone else bothered by the fact the the Pioneer plaque depicts the man waving but the woman just kind of standing there, slightly behind him. It rubs me the wrong way everytime I see it. Why wouldn't she be saying hello too, what, ladies don't get…

Why does our culture focus so much on being "Love-worthy?"

Ah! Stop it! Miyazaki has a death grip on my heart and so did this story, I can't handle both at once!

No no no! Do not believe that for an instant! You are not the bottom of the barrel by any means, and any asshat who would say so, well THEY are the one at the bottom of the barrel. They are under the barrel. Love is about empathy and finding wonder in another flawed yet fabulous human. Love is NOT about forcing…

It's easy for people to say, "You're so lucky!" when they read stories about real love like this but I feel compelled to be that other voice in here that says no, you are not lucky, you are an incredible, beautiful woman with a powerful and honest voice who got the love she deserves. You earned that love by being…

This is like a sexed up rendition of the child-like empress from Never Ending Story. So like the Halloween version.

I don't even want a tombstone, but I want this on my tombstone, playing on repeat on a little imbedded screen.

Oh oh! Also Yield 'n' Vealed

Halt 'n' Salt

How about tea bags shaped like little pirate ships that float in your mug. Call it ArrMaie Teas, then Gweneth Paltrow will convince all the fancy ladies to buy them.

Hey man, I know a concussed lemming who is a total savant. He's like the new Pollock, but instead of paint he uses other lemmings.

Thanks Cassie, now I'm trapped in a skeptical baby gif k-hole.

So funny, so true.

You must not have read the entire comment or you would have realized that you were talking to a straight woman. Yes we experience rejection too!

The word poop was clearly intelligently designed to make you laugh. There is a god, the proof is in the poop!

Commencing mini pamphlet rant...

Why thank you!