Clearly this is the universe rewarding you for all your good deeds.

Also:

Or better yet, the creepy Emma Watson face mask gif but with dolly revealing nicholas cage underneath.

I am going to waste away the rest of my day on this while listening the the not all men brothers band and eating dark chocolate covered not all men(ds)

The same exact thing happened to me in high school. We would spend the whole day making and consuming a plethora of creative snacks together and then the moment some other person was around it's "why don't you ever eat anything?"

Bated breath, or master-bated breath?

They have cameras on them now, my friend's brother had one following a DUI. It takes a picture as you breathe into it and sends it to a database.

Dhuck?

Aww, but if he had gone to prison he could have been the confit convict.

Can't and won't! I don't play anything like THAT though.

Same same! Different episode, same shit. Oh, god somehow that makes it worse that he does it to everyone, blech.

Ha! Amazing!

Not at the GoT theme park! You know it's coming.

I grew up playing with neighbor kids (siblings)whose names all had Chris in them, the boys and girls. Chrystal, Christina, Christian, Christopher jr and just plain ole Chris.

Get back Loretta!

Not to be confused with Collieesi, soon to be taken doggie style by the dog.

These kids are going to want to know what they were named after WAAAAYYY before the source material is age appropriate for them.

Ha! This. I used to work in a little boutique that was really popular with young moms so I always ended up being babysitter to the chilrens while mom was in the fitting room. One little boy took the mannequins from all over the store and arranged them around himself in a circle and started talking to them as if he…

Oh those are the ones you place the heads of your fallen enemies on!

Is it in your power to cajole a graphic artist into mocking up a Taco bell chihuahua with cinnamon ball testicles? I think that would make my life worth living. Ooh ooh, and they could make the classic bell sound from the commercials as they swing from side to side!