You by no means came off as nasty, clearly just sharing your experience which is encouraged and appreciated!

Oh, my bad, I apologize. I'm pretty sure I am one also, really didn't mean to imply that my statement works for every human in that age bracket. I think I may have snarked too hard. Rock on with your family Facebook bonding!

Tom Hanks did it.

At first I was like, aww fuck yeah, that first eclipse is on my birthday!! Then I got to the end bit about 19 years ago in 1995, what happened to me in 95? Hmmm... Oh... Shit...My parents got divorced.

Ha! Yes, down with Facebook, I banish thee to the pits of hell! It doesn't just own you when you are using it, it becomes an impulse in the worst way. You begin to have this notion that everytime something significant happens to you it MUST be tweeted/instagrammed/facebooked which means that that notion overshadows…

Ah, that's still kind of in the same line, I don't think fat man get as much shit as fat women do. I guess the whole point of this conversation is to say that it sucks how men can be what they were born as and women get chastised or looked at as less than for varying from some singular, highly modified ideal. Beards…

You seem to think I was referring to myself which is wrong, first off. Secondly, no, it is not false advertising, for the same reason that I pointed out the bad comparison in your comment in the first place which is that (duh)ALL adult humans have body hair, including women. You should just know that. I guess if you…

That isn't really comparable, seeing as boobs didn't start growing on you at puberty. You will never have to pluck or shave off your boobs to be considered manly, so you won't have to deal with painful ingrown boobs or feel that your sexual partner finds you repulsive because you have 5 o'clock boob shadow. No one is…

Followed by a lemon juice and tobasco compress, to reduce further swelling of the stupid.

A cross between that guy and Seth Rogan.

Pretty sure she could crack Brazil the country right off of South America if she was so inclined. Watch out Brazil!

I'm trying to make money off of the hipsters who were into gluten free, organic farm fresh stuff waaaaaaay before everyone else was so now they have come full circle, right back into trans fat territory.

I'm opening up a food cart for it called Gastronomenomnomnom. It'll be the most popular eatery in Portland. There will be a lunchtime basket special with six of those things served in a bread bowl filled with hollondaise sauce.

You need to make it your personal mission to decipher the formula behind these fast food Frankenstein monsters. I think it might be something like: Choose two or eight unrelated food items, separate out the individual ingredients from those items and batter and deep fry half of them while you coat the other half in…

I hate it when advertisements give me the feels, they got me dammit!

Aww man, I knew she lived in a pastel, cotton candy macaroon fantasy land but I didn't realize it was a patriarchy there.

Guess that makes it a meteor-wrong.

Or let the rodents of unusual size take care of them.

They are both so damn beautiful and eloquent, good on them for doing something so empowering for themselves and for other women.

That baby was almost porcupine-SOL!