I’ve always said, we’ve got all these children in this country, but how do we make good use of them?

Finally we have a solid answer: make them into tiny first responders. All I’m saying is that one gunman can’t shoot ALL of the children. If enough children run at the gunmen.....

Children? Expendable. But the Second…

What I don’t understand is why the initial promo shots are always the ugliest, weirdest, most awkward photos ever? Who is their headshot guy? Is it someone at ABC’s cousin that they promised their deceased aunt that they’d always “take care of”?? And if so, why hasn’t said cousin become better at photography over the…

Did anyone else reflexively click on this thinking it was a Behind Closed Ovens? Just me? Ok.

Choking a domestic partner is one of the single biggest signs that a man is capable of murder. Domestic violence organizations look at choking as a signal that a man could be upping his level of violence to the point of actually killing a woman.

If anyone reading this is feeling suicidal right now, remember that you are not alone, and that you don’t have to fix this all by yourself. What you are experiencing is very, very hard, but you will not always feel like this. Things are going to get better.

Can we start styling CMP “the so-called Center for Medical Progress”? Otherwise it sounds like they're some sort of legit medical organization.

We have the term “Uncle Tom”, but no term exists to describe it from a woman’s perspective. I humbly propose we call an individual engaging in this type of behavior an “Aunty Fiorina”.

These lovely Crane & Co notes are engraved with beautiful peacock feathers! (Crane & Co, $29.00)

Also there’s no such website as Jezebel. This is actually a forum for erotic Ghostbusters fanfiction. Majestic in its beauty.

Reading Jezebel

One of the things that lessens my anxiety about the future is that according to the original “Star Trek” TV show women will have sensibly returned to the bouffant in the 23rd century.

I’d just like to tip my cap to France. They’ve been our longest standing ally, the inventors of modern democracy, constantly push every boundary of art, love rugby, and have taken several direct, literal assaults on their freedoms and convictions with an astounding amount of grace.

Well it starts when your period is latte...

Babyccino:

I am not conventionally pretty by any standard. I’m fat, I’m middle aged and look it, and even aside from that I’m sort of plain. But I have a good boyfriend who loves me, and at one point I asked him to tell me that he finds me beautiful. He said, beauty is a socially constructed set of standards that you don’t meet,…

Totally not the point - but are these slides bothering anyone else? I can hardly read a freaking thing on them. Take a PowerPoint class kids. (Oh and maybe don’t be a crazy egomaniac)

“I have assisted women in labor who have “intact”, stretchy hymens, and even seen babies born over that hymen twice.”

OMG—the Virgin Mary suddenly seems like a possibility...

The one who performed her hymen reconstruction surgery, that’s who.

Kids like to play and be rowdy. That’s fine.