WWJS?

No, they do actually make peace.

[Copying and pasting something I wrote further up]

[Copying and pasting something I wrote further up]

Also, the key part of Lysistrata’s strategy was that when the women occupied the acropolis, they effectively controlled the Athenian purse-strings so they couldn’t afford to fight. (The acropolis contained a kind of Athenian national bank, so to speak.)

Maybe that’s why films struggle to pass the bechdel test.

Pizza Express?

Look people, the phrase son of a gun exists for a reason.

I mean mine are “covered” and I’m definitely post pubertal. I’d still like to think I look like an adult though...

Any relation to Randylyn?

NO don’t go! I like you! :)

There’s clearly something very wrong with these umbrellas if there’s rain falling between them.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

And ideed the feelings of others?

NO. Who wrote this ad copy?

We call them “fizzy drinks” here in England. It’s not the most imaginative name, but it is a clear description

You’re my kind of person.

What a prick!