I work at an URBN-owned store and another small mom and pop (actually just the mom) owned business that pays me about $4 more and gives me a steady, non hypothetical schedule. On Saturday I have an on-call that lasts the entire day, as in, I call in at 7 to find out if I work an 8 hour shift. My boss at the other…

So maybe now those of you who think Jeremy Renner is the epitome of hotness can lie down on the couch and share with me whatever childhood trauma is responsible for thinking this wrong thing.

‘A perfectly reasonable product next to a dangerous and heinous one,” thinks both political parties.

Yeah, spices do come from places outside of Europe, but if your talking about Modern European cooking, there was a real movement away from using spices. Post Renaissance, the elite created a trend of using less spices and more ‘flavor enhancing’ ingredients. So instead of making sauces out of spices, meat-stock based…

“American culture”? That policeman in the first photo has to be British. Look at his helmet.

“American culture”? That policeman in the first photo has to be British. Look at his helmet.

Really? When a name is spoken aloud, you can hear what letters it’s spelled with?

Wait, if you just overheard someone say this name, how do you know its spelling?

If you don’t want it pronounced that way then don’t put the accent on it. Accents are not lace doilies, they don’t just dress up the letters, they change how they sound.

Can I do that too? I mean I’m a woman though. Like maybe I get like insanely wealthy and get my support staff to say: ‘Supernova has the smallest vagina ever, it’s like non existent. I almost saw it once but it vanished like a thief in the night because I didn’t believe hard enough.’

Way ahead of you - which is why the previous comment on those cockblocking SOB’s at Swiffer®.

I know exactly what fish do in water. That’s why I want to drink it.

I seriously have the urge to bring her honey and wine in offering.

well, that’s with their canadian girlfriends.

I’ll repeat exactly what I said above to someone else:

*calmly sips her tea*

Coffee is too bitter for me so I don't drink it. I like tea better.

When I was a child and my parents would leave me and my sister alone on a weekend night, they would buy us soda and a Tony’s pepperoni pizza. I have vivid memories of sitting in front of the oven and watching the pizza cook, the pepperonis turning from salmon colored flat disks into dark red cups, brimming full of hot…

And Marie Antoinette employed Rose Bertin to design many of her gowns (I believe around the time she become Queen). This isn’t 17th century France, I realize, but it is interesting that in the next century women were allowed to design for royalty.

@YourScreenplaySucks: Pro-life cupcakers are adamant that a mixture of beaten butter and sugar IS A viable cupcake and CANNOT be discarded without eternal consequences.