Amazing that they won’t Donald Sterling his ass.

Fix your fucking tie, ugly and not-funny Steve Martin.

So I should buy a copy for my high school classroom?

Football mostly sucks yes. Even when there is a big play or some excitement, I am IMMEDIATELY hesitant to express joy or interest because the likelihood of the play getting called back for a penalty or review is high-enough to temper all feelings.

Enough of this “BUT BOTH SIDES ARE AWFUL” stuff. If chosing between two evils, root for the one who HASN’T won a trophy 5 times previous.

“Slippin’ Jimmy Magary”

Honestly a Fortnite game featuring all NFL players in battle royal would be pretty entertaining, though likely unable to be broadcast on network or regular cable due to the cussing.

Seriously. Allen was a lone piece of joy last season and it’s fun as hell to watch him with some talent around him.

Something permanently greyed me, so maybe Billy found out I’m a Tottenham fan and didn’t take kindly to my criticism. Either way his writing and takes are terrible and do a disservice to this website’s soccer coverage.

Maybe you wouldn’t be in monogamous relationship if it wasn’t for that bad prenup?

I know the point he makes is generally right (except that last bit) but that little smirk he gives right before he says “it turns out they DID need unions” makes me want to disregard everything he ever says and burn his house down with him inside it.

Primal in the sense of feeling the need to protect, yes. Marketing is where you get the sense that a gun achieves that aim.

Yeah it’s amazing to me that people are willing to die over their stuff.

Was the inclusion of the word “Marvel” in the title atop a picture that makes Romo look like Paul Rudd intentional?

I took one look at that hat and said to myself “Doc spent time in the minors from ‘01-’03?”

The 2001-’03 hate really looks like a minor-league logo.

He clearly overcame the crippling handicap of being a white male.

Have the Oscars ever valued anything comedic?

Yeah this guy seems like the exact opposite of a person you’d want in your corner.

And James Harden last night.