Finally, a rich guy version of getting your calculator to spell BOOBIES. 

I had no idea that Troy Aikman has a CDL.

He’s not?

“I haven’t seen a collection of slippery runs like that since Attila the Hun ate a gunnysack full of santa fe chalupas, babe. Chachi chachi chachi.”

My wife is rebinging Parks & Rec, and my ears perked up when the lawyer announced he’s from the law firm of Babip, Pecota, Vorp & Eckstein.

Yeah, but we don’t call him Theodore Bundy.

Let’s remember Morgan for his real contribution - An entire website and style of sports journalism criticism created to ridicule the stupid shit that he wrote and said.

how about a little love for when monday night football meant something...........”Get schwifty” with these guys and dab on the haters

I think we should call him Joseph Morgan. We don’t say “Joe Stalin.” When you commit atrocities to thousands of people for years, you don’t get a nickname.  

I’ve learned more about baseball listening to Jessica Mendoza talk than I did from 30 years of other assholes doing it.

2 things:

It’s a next-level white person power play to go from asking to speak to the manager to getting him fired.

I know this is funny, but like what in the actual f here? They let this guy help hire a coach, spend all of their FA $ and use the #3 pick in the draft and then they fire him? As a Jets fan, I didn’t like Maccagnan at all, but I really enjoyed the last month and a half as the “stable” team in NY.

It really took them 3 years to figure out he drafted Hackenberg. Really need to improve those internal communication channels.

That’s the name you use when you can’t remember someone’s real name.

Pope Thrower for Jets GM

Was the “power struggle” a staring contest?

Heimerdinger

This is a super-underrated sports clip. Not only is it funny, but the music is fucking perfect. 

This girl’s parents have already got her a full fake scholarship to USC.