Dave’s killer bread is my shit. Perfect intersection of price and healthy ingredients.

Getting drafted in the NFL gets you guaranteed money. The only guaranteed MLB money he’ll get is the signing bonus he already has in-hand. After that it’s minor league money until he either burns out or becomes a free agent in 6 years at which point he’s not even guaranteed a big payday.

A Heisman-winning quarterback will absolutely see the field on a professional football team. There is no guarantee he’d even make it to AAA in a minor league baseball system. And even if he did, he’d have to wait 6 years before getting paid like a big-leaguer, and that’s only if he became a superstar. As much as I…

Did I miss the game where the Patriots were eliminated from Super Bowl contention?

I have never met in person somebody who values Bill Kristol’s opinion. I guess I’m one of the lucky ones.

Thank you. Nightengale is trash and should be ignored.

But do you really think the Angels won’t reach a contract extension with him by then?

Bob Nightengale sucks though, so I’ll hold my breath.

Don’t take all of your sick days if you have a sick day buyout retirement incentive.

What kind of billionaire gets boots that have a zipper on them? Can’t he afford real boots?

And yet I don’t see Todd Bowles getting a second chance for some reason.

Because that’s the purpose of Twitter.

Is that all-black goalie mask intentional, or just the backup to the backup NPC mask they have lying around just in case? Because I kind of dig it.

Especially after these steel tariffs!

And here I thought all of the reports out of Venezuela were negative.

+1 master race

While I agree, the teams would just figure out a way to collude and set a ceiling on players’ earnings out of college.

Maybe The tape doesn’t lie, Drew.

Is there a Twitter version of Chin Music?

If Twitter disappeared tomorrow would anyone REALLY miss it?