Or, if you live in California, you can ask Governor Jerry Brown on Facebook and he’ll personally look it up for you. (OK, obviously it was someone on his staff, but I did giggle a little bit imagining Gov. Brown leaning over an old PC computer, looking up a random citizen’s polling place.)

Is it this sweater? Because supporters of Hillary Clinton have been known to wear this one before...

Color me shocked. Comey really should think about resigning, though. This whole things was just disgraceful.

Lemmie try to make you feel better: when I was in middle school, my grade put on a performance of The Wiz even thought we had literally zero black people a class of 70-ish students. Imagine a group of white kids (and a handful of Asian students) singing and dancing to Ease on Down the Road. Looking back, I still can’t…

He was my first choice early on in 2008, too. I now shake my head at myself.

This is so embarrassing and I don’t think I’ve actually ever told anyone this, but when I was a sophomore in high school, I wrote a two-page essay on why affirmative action should be banned. I was so young and stupid and didn’t fully grasp the concept of privilege. I hope all copies of that essay have been destroyed.

I had the chance to see Patton at the Irvine Improv in one of his first official shows after his wife’s death and it was some of the best stand up I’ve seen live. Not only was his banter with the audience so quick and smart, but the stuff about Trump and his wife and daughter was so on point. There were moments in…

Honestly, I hope my period starts the moment that Hillary is declared the winner.

Where is that picture he posted from? It looks like a blurry screenshot of a Youtube video or something. Scott Walker’s been struggling hard on Twitter this week.

The thought of eating that many bananas a day makes me feel nauseous, and I like bananas.

Ugh, the studio lot really irritates me. It’s just not right that they can claim tax-free status while at the same time have this really nice looking studio facility to produce lord knows what. I roll my eyes every time I drive by.

Somehow the fact that they’re empty makes them creepier to me?

My dad loves watching MSNBC and always texts me when his favorite reporters/pundits are on TV: Steve Kornacki, Mike Murphy, Rachel Maddow, Eugene Robinson, and, in my dad’s words, “the other Steve Kornacki” (AKA Jacob Soboroff). But most of all, he LOVES Katy Tur. He thinks she’s really insightful and a little…

Having a Fiat is seriously the only way I can parallel park in the city. I drive an automatic, though, I don’t know how to drive stick shift. :(

I was just fantasizing about Perry’s “Oops,” debate gaffe a few days ago. We were so young as a nation back then. I long for the days when forgetting one point in a plan could signal the end of a candidacy.

Yeah, tell me again how girls are the only catty, gossipy bitches.

One of the weirdest things about moving to LA was realizing how much influence Scientology has around the town. On my way home from work, I drive by no less than three Scientology-related buildings and regularly get accosted by Scientologists handing out pamphlets on the street corner, even when I’m in my car (on the…

My goodness, I see my childhood self so much in this little girl. I had similar interests and faced bullying at school. I don’t think I was ever suicidal, but even if I had been, I know that 11 year old me wouldn’t have been able to figure out how to get a gun unless there was already one sitting in my house. Please…

When I was a kid, one of the neighbors that my brother and I played with had a gun in their garage. Once my parents found out about this, we weren’t allowed to play at his house anymore. When I was really young I hated this because I thought my parents were being way overprotective, but now I’m so glad they made…

I’m assuming that this picture was taken at the same time as the one shown in the article. The reflection on the ground and the fact that they’re holding hands pretty much proves that Hillary and Babs are around the same height, which leads me to believe that maybe we’re looking at this all the wrong way. The cover up…