The movie version happened to come out a few months after my fifth grade class read the book, so we got to go on a field trip to the movie theater as a class. I remember after reading the book and seeing the movie being A.) Totally mind fucked from being confronted by the concept of death v. living forever and B.)…

Oh Bay Area, I have such a complicated relationship with you. I went to college in the Silicon Valley, and while I did fall in love with the Bay Area to a certain extent, by the end of my four years I was so done with the capitalist/start up/entrepreneurial/tech industry bullshit that I literally moved to a farm out…

My first thought upon seeing those pictures was definitely Condoms: the scariest costume a Catholic could wear.

Could this election be any more like a stupid political television show? This is like a room full of writers trying to find a way to bring back the creepy villain from Season 1 to fuck up the series finale.

It made my day that my submission got picked! I both thank and resent my friend for sharing her terrifying story with me.

#Capitalism.

What a bummer. Vine was a great space for young people (specifically young people of color) to showcase their creativity and humor. My favorite one had to be “Why you always lyin’?”

Bill has probably winked at her a hundred times today.

Can someone please explain to me the thought process behind the folks who switched from pro-Bernie to pro-Johnson? Is it the marijuana thing? Because otherwise they have virtually opposite economic policy ideas.

I might be imagining things, but I feel like they actually released promos with Jenna Fischer in them? Or did I just have a nightmare about what the show was going to be after I first heard about it?

I was thinking VG’s in Cardiff-by-the-Sea, but any bakery in SoCal would do!

I’m so glad the movie Songcatcher was referenced. I love, love, love, love, love that movie and watch it on DVD all the time! Such good music and lots of sexy, romantic cheesiness!

I also loved the anti-Issa commercials (tying him to Trump) they were showing on TV when I was visiting my parents in SD last weekend.

I grew up in San Diego and even though I never lived in his district, I (along with many Californians) loathe Issa due to his role in Governor Gray Davis’s recall and Schwarzenegger’s election, as well as his other asshole positions as a congressman. I have vowed to my family and friends that I will buy a cake and…

I’d be willing to give the nieces and nephews the benefit of the doubt, but when one of them says “perhaps the two men were just ‘friends’ or ‘great companions,’” it shows that they’re just assholes who didn’t really care about the well being (or even humanity) of their uncle. I hope the common law marriage angle…

In middle school, for some reason I told my close friends that I had terminal cancer and made them swear not to tell anyone else (I think it started with me trying to tell a joke, but then they believed me so I went with it). I kept this up for about a week until I accidentally made a comment to the effect of “when I…

Oh I totally agree. I honestly think Obama could go on tour doing stand up because he’s so funny and has incredible comedic timing. If her Between Two Ferns appearance is any indication, though, Hillary will be able to hold her own.

This continues to be one of my all-time favorite moments during the Obama presidency to this day.

Except for when he falsely blamed the troubled economy on Obama’s stimulus package (versus recession during Bush presidency), and when he brought up the idea of “partial birth abortion,” which isn’t really medically a thing.

Groooooosssss. That just made the image of a nude Trump standing in a spray tan booth pop into my brain.