I feel guilty, but when I hear about states like Texas losing their abortion coverage a part of me is just like you know what, good.

I’ve read articles where people voted for Trump and are now shocked that he’s probably going to be going after THEIR benefits. People do this all the time. Somehow, when they receive benefits or entitlements, it’s worth it. And somehow when other people receive the same, they’re freeloading. And somehow when someone…

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…

This is my great dream. How do we make this super concert happen?

I hear Scott Baio’s gonna sing songs from his unfortunately named album, “The Boys Are Out Tonight.”

That’s actually how he describes what he wants when he goes to a stylist.

If I found out this team was killed in a plane crash, I would not shed a tear.

Yes. But they were voting for a man, a WHITE man, so they didn’t give a fuck because he is one of them.

No they didn’t. Because they’re morons.

As if there are even four people in the country who’d want one.

So have you guys heard about what’s going on at the University of Minnesota?

Where are all the concerned citizens shouting “pay-to-play!”?

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: it’s a good thing that the Trump conflicts of interest aren’t over something truly sinister, like helping African children who have AIDS.

I think Kim looks like the spray tan was expired and made her more neon orange than usual. It’s an extra unnatural shade and very uneven in the face and neck.

Man you really are a piece of shit aren’t you? My near 90 year old abuelita cried when Trump when Trump was nominated. You know why? Because we have family who is undocumented and she’s fucking scared what will happen next. They’ve already been scared long before Trump but he’s making the thought of their future even…

Are you a white man? Because I have pretty much stopped listening to this particular bit of “wisdom” from white men. Just, no. You don’t get it, you never will. It has been, what, six weeks? No, actually, it has been lifetimes. Lifetimes of this country telling many of us that we ain’t shit. So, fuck off.

Nice try, Kellyanne Conway

Thank you for this.

Yeah, it boggles my mind. Just...going from Obama to this bafoon. Idiocracy, here we come!

Dude, no. There are people with legitimate concerns about the future of America, let alone their safety and security, and these concerns are directly related to having this successful con-man elected. And yes, he is a con-man; he cons people into thinking he’s a successful businessman, he cons people into thinking…