Whoever does makeup and wardrobe for Meghan really has had it in for her for a very long time.

I once got a misdirected text from someone who reported to me thanking me for the amazing orgasm I gave him the night before. My response was “...Uhm...congratulations?” He did not make eye contact with me for a solid week.

I mean the minute he realized it was his boss, he should have just called her and explained and it would’ve been chill. Shit happens.

Hrobowski told Buzzfeed that he hadn’t saved his supervisor’s number in his phone

He should’ve just apologized for the faux pas, explaining that he didn’t have his boss’s new number to realize who was texting him. Further explanation could have just been some made-up bullshit about having dickhead friends who like to text from other peoples’ phones to see how he reacts to strange texts from strange…

Let me help you NFL...

Truth is, your boycotting shows what side you’re on despite your unconvincing attempt to appear neutral. At least own your shit dude.

Why do they play the national anthem before every game again? 

Oh, save it for the book burning. ZERO. I repeat: ZERO players have protested the flag, anthem, or troops. A single player donates more of their time and money to philanthropic endeavors and community building in one year than you will in your entire life.

One would hope. But considering old rich white dudes never miss a chance to flex on their "inmates", I don't really have optimism about this.

The fact that the NFL and NFLPA are just now negotiating with one another is astounding. Its almost been two years. So much self-inflicted dick shooting between.

they’re so mad they’re gonna order an extra papa john!

Uh oh! Wait until Trump hears about this. “Coward Goodell has said that players can now kneel during the anthem! Sad! How dare the NFL dishonor our vets and flag! Ratings will go into the tank.”

That dude is one year older than me, and if we stood next to each other you’d 100% believe he was thirty years older. Stay away from the Dark Side, y’all. 

The most important part of this story: Police BELIEVED him until they saw cell phone video that contradicted it. He (and the cops) knew all he had to say was “i was afraid for my life!” and he would walk. How different would things have gone with George Zimmerman if only one of those houses had a security camera...

And, you just KNOW all these racist former employees are blaming the person that had to deal with their racism instead of, y’know, their racism.

6 cops? That was the same number for that Starbucks bullshit, right? Some departments need to trim some fat.

That seems to be Trump’s current tactic.

he wouldn’t allow them to re-enter the theater to retrieve the other kids.