Wait, since when do I hate milk? That's Kara's post.

"I ORDERED WHOLE WHEAT TOAST FOUR TIMES AND YOU GUYS KEEP CUTTING IT IN HALF!"

Look at this. Tell me pizza isn't a drug.

Sometimes I feel that people like this go into a place LOOKING to make a federal case out of some small slight. All that agita over a seating arrangement and on top of it they had a $50 Groupon. They weren't going to be good customers anyway. The repugnant and repeated use of "retarded" as an insult makes me think…

We are all Kvshton

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If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

So spread cookies on some cookies?

Ben & Jerry's formally declares war on 2015 New Year's resolutions.

Sons of bitches are trying to kill me.

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

I'm the manager at Fancy Kitchen Store in Upscale Suburban Mall, Calif.

I used to work at an "Italian" restaurant which I won't name—rhymes with "Shmolive Garden"

"Great food but chef is not friendly. Would not go back. 2 stars." -ClaytonD23

one thing i love about bco is after it gets posted, people flood it with more awesome stories. it's the gift that keeps on giving.

I was serving a grandfather and his teenage grandson. The kid asked for a bowl of chili, at which point I explained that we were out of chili, apologized (why we as servers have to do this, I don't know, but we do) and told him the other soups we had available. The kid said, "But I wanted the chili." Ok, well,…

Ah, blessed be thine BCO. A maker of Mondays.