Judging by the number of commenters that think the server is always in the wrong and that the customer should be excused... I'd venture to say that at least some of them have done these exact same things before.

Probably late April. I'm thinking a Worst Customers, Best Customers, maybe a Servers in Over Their Heads, then that.

I'll take it. I've never actually eaten there, and I feel like I could get a piece out of it.

I have a $50 Olive Garden gift card in my car. I don't want it but I can't think of anyone to give it to that would not be insulted by it.

Breadstix R Us

We applaud the students involved in the protest for their excitement about their cause.

You know nothing, Jon Snow

What is it about bread that makes for such magical stories?

A friend of mine still wants to move to Las Vegas and open a pizzeria/brothel called Mama John's.

This is hilariously true. At multiple places where I've worked, all the white/black/middle eastern servers would start shouting "IDIOTA!" and "PENDEJO!" at each other. My proudest moment was the first place I worked, where I managed to get the dishwasher, who was a) wonderful, and b) did not speak a WORD of English,…

Stabbing someone at a diner is the equivalent of breaking a bottle of champagne across the bow of a ship. You're not properly open for business until bloods been shed. #Jerseystrong

A Fuckload of Chicken sounds like a great place to have weekend lunch when you're hungover and overpriced eggs aren't going to cut it.

Chinga/Chingon, much like Fuck/Fucker, can be used several ways. Some good, some bad. Definitely not meant to be translated literally, as the context itself would be lost(just like Charcoal Chicken/Pollo al Carbon doesn't literally mean that but rather chicken cooked over charcoal). Chingon Pollo basically means…

That place is right next door to my apartment. It doesn't surprise me the owners are Pakistani; one of the best kabob places in the area is in this shopping center (it has two branches next to each other, and one across the street) and is a very popular location.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, I'm at Starbucks as I type this. I was told that they had to brew my coffee and it would be a little while. I smiled and said "no worries." The cashier comped my coffee and I tipped her well. It pays to be cool and not a dick.

Manageress? I believe she means womanager.

By this logic, only Native Americans should be allowed to become Miss America.

I have the feeling that there are enough Iron Shiek stories out there to do a BCO just on him. He's like the definition of performance art.

Drugs are a helluva drug.