@WookieLifeDay: Yeah? Tell that to these assholes.

@Christopher Chiu-Tabet: Interesting! It's also more consistent in what it states, which is fascinating to compare to the Bible. My professor said that he believes that the general consistency of the beliefs expressed in the Qur'an (due to it having just one author), which were more advanced than those in Europe at…

@WookieLifeDay: Whether or not there is debate about the nature of homosexuality is far beside the point here. The point is, there is a group of people in this country who use this book, written by multiple authors thousands of years in the past, to deny people their civil liberties. Less than a decade ago they were…

@Darth Meow 504: Exactly. Far more eloquent and concise than I would have put it.

I had to read the Bible for my Core Humanities class, and the parts of Genesis where the authors describe the world are very interesting. I found the fact that humans supposedly started out living for centuries, with our life spans decreasing through several generations, to be notable as well.

@jabber: HELLBOY DEMANDS ALL YOUR MONIES.

@Eldritch: ME TOO SRSLY. I am dying of squee right now!

#14 HELLBOY SKELANIMAL WANT.

@DarthChimay: That sound that you just heard? That was the sound of a million bigots suddenly crying out in terror, and being suddenly silenced.

@Time Pilot AKA: Crazy people, that's who. And even most of them go gaga for him.

I feel like as if I've been beaten over the head with a keytar by a short man dressed in starfleet spandex and a browncoat.

@Time Pilot AKA: The other sex/team nominates Simon for the Sexxxy Space Man of the year.

I counter this article with adorable kittens!

@colormist: Whoa, did you just open a wormhole? I could have sworn that I just got transported back to 1999.

@Aidan_ Is: The Electric Napoleon: Alright, "The Viper" sounds a bit meh, but "The Viper's Nest" totally makes it work.

@Xyberfaust: Kick Ass 2: Electric Assaloo?

Congratulations/Belated Welcome!

@Smeagol92055: Yeah I'm calling it- Steampunk Lincoln just ended this.

Kill Shakespeare sounds amazing, but TFAW doesn't have the first issue. Dammit!

@OA 5599: In context, this comment is hilarious.