Release the Cerveza Cristal Cut!

The food looks pretty meh.

That is indeed an obnoxious amount of egg puck. It’s like an egg sandwich with bacon bits. 

Also keep in mind that this is carefully curated food for reviewers and influencers.

But they got an egg puck! 

You waited 90 fucking minutes for McDonalds.

The last paragraph made me chuckle.

The food offerings sound more “Starbucks” to me, but the beverages do look very “Sonic.”

It boggles my mind that “business knowers” somehow assumed that conditions (a huge increase in deliveries and people not wanting to eat in at restaurants) that were related to a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic would continue after the pandemic was over and we could return to our normal lives.

Since then, folks have been waiting for another King Kong game

My guess is “Rise of Kong” means it’s his origin so he’s still super young and small? I don’t know.

Hey now you don’t know, Jim Sinegal could be some kind of eldritch hot dog abomination so even if his mortal skien “dies” he can enforce his contract with Costco from beyond the grave

If I was an huge tool, I’d totally write a longform essay on American consumerism through the lens of the chicken bake, for Slate or someplace like that. But, shockingly to many perhaps, I do have better things to do than that.

Yeah, there’s a lot about Willy Wonka’s operation that should have gotten him in a LOT of trouble if anyone paid any attention.

Indeed, Vachris hasn’t just worked in the C-suite. According to the announcement, he has worked for Costco for more than 40 years, “starting as a forklift driver, and subsequently serving in every major role related to Costco’s business operations and merchandising activities.”

I used to go occasionally with a coworker who had a membership. We would usually get the chicken bake, because we were broke, shameless, recent college grads and it gave most caloric bang for your buck. It’s basically a very large pizza roll, but filled with chicken, bacon, cheese, and... Caesar dressing, and it cost…

Former broadcaster - lottery rules are incredibly specific and prohibitive. There has to be a way to enter a contest without purchasing anything or it IS A LOTTERY. Most companies provide a tear off entry - or explanation of how to enter - beyond purchasing to get around this. Unless they do, they’re in violation of…

If you youngins ever wanted to ever experience what it was like to play some shitty-ass N64 games, here you go.

I mean, if you want to get up to all kinds of primate shenanigans, just play Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze instead.