She’s a despicable sociopath. End of story.

Jezebel field trip!

I’ll go with you!

I’d go with you. I love both Kacey and Leon and would go just to see them.

I love, love, love Kacey Musgraves.

“famous beauty and health consultant to the stars”

Try standing on the arm of your couch with a fan blowing on you. That will get you close.

I know this is TOTALLY not the place for this... BUT, That War Machine asshole was sentenced to life on Tuesday. I have no other details and I NEEDS them, I does! Someone please think of poor Hoedown and her needs :(

Weird that it’s this story that brings all the trolls out.

Since my first thought was why, i think I’m not cool either

Idk being referred to as “This Woman” in a national news source (well, a legitimate one, not a rag) sounds like the level of effervescently scandalous I aspire to.

I went to an all-girls Catholic school, so I never had the opportunity to directly derail a young man’s education with my foundation garments. What is weird, though, is that even in my Catholic school uniform (high-collared shirt, necktie, calf length tartan skirt and brown loafers with knee socks - oh yeah, it was a…

thats a great way to really straighten out your spine, though.

 “I don’t know what the fuck we talk about!“

My nephew Washing Machine makes weird noises and is clearly unbalanced.

Even “the defendant” and “sir” would be a stretch for me. I prefer “you festering piece of shit” but I’m not a judge.

In 2020, new students in a GroupMe chat shared racist jokes and mocked feminists.

i always appreciate the irony of the two most petty men on earth having made “don’t look back in anger”.

Liam once called Chris Martin “a geography teacher who makes music for bedwetters.” And he STILL preferred to sing with him rather than Noel.

I am home.