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ouronlybones
Jan 29 2018
8

I am crazy thrilled that Jason Isbell did so well. Dude is seriously talented.

Jan 28 2018
25

UGH, there were literally two things that got me through last year. Kesha and Fiona the hippo.

Jan 28 2018
38

I just think these two are a treat and I will legit cry if they ever break up.

Jan 26 2018
51

I forgive someone for not knowing the Caesar salad was actually popularized in Tijuana, and that there is nothing Roman about it. But is poppyseed a hard word? Did she call romaine lettuce “Roman lettuce”? Is this supposed to be clever/funny/entertaining? It just seems like a poorly done imitation of this video, which

Jan 23 2018
17

My 14 yr old called me while visiting his dad to complain about his step-mom. And he said “Just, mom, what even is the point of Jenny (step-mom, not real nam)?” And that is my new favorite insult. “What even is the point of you?” Like, Go on, justify your existence.

Jan 23 2018
37

I was at a Senator’s townhall meeting a few years ago and one of the question askers rambled on for like three minutes about chemtrails. The Senator responded as you would expect a Senator to, but the next speaker referred to the question asker as a “dim-witted shitbird” and it has been my favorite insult ever sense. Read more

Jan 23 2018
81

I’ll add to that by saying the when you insult men by attacking their masculinity (which is what is happening when you make fun of a small penis) then you are encouraging them to lean in to macho, shitty, antics because you literally just told them they are not “manly” enough.
I’m not defending this guy, or guys that Read more

Jan 20 2018
5

Breastfeeding is hard but I loved it. It was my favorite time of the day and I legit cried the my kids stopped on their own.

Jan 18 2018
58

It just amazes me that we’ve taken the “if I don’t have attention I don’t exist” part of our psyches and turned it up to eleven.

Jan 18 2018
128

This is where we are as a society. We’re so bored we’re eating laundry soap for attention.