1) Trio of dudes tries to break into the pop music landscape unsuccessfully.

Can’t wait. Last year gave us so many gifts.

one reason: harry.

You are doing the next level “there are starving children in Africa” dick move right now. You aren’t more interesting or a better person because you can derail a conversation and show concern about a more serious topic. It just means you can’t read the room.

He should’ve used the driver.

Remember when he used to be so hot?

Boo! Keep going though! There are good dudes out there!

Ha I soentntoday devouring Ansari’S Modern Romance and opened my tinder and OKC accounts. I have a date this week! And because this always happens, Ghosty McGhostface texted me—they can always tell when there’s a disturbance in the Force!

I’d do him a thing least once. Probably three times because even if he’s bad, damn is he my type. My scruffy, filthy, type.

Same

Married for ten years to a great guy, he passed away from cancer. I was a devastated woman who buried herself in work but lonely, and didn’t like spending any off days alone.

I had in-person connected with a guy at work and it was a week and a half of wonderful before he ghosted. Sent him an article on ghosting and why it is cruel and cowardly and am now back online dating! Wish me luck! Also I am BELOVED at work so good job being rude to me!

Thank you! That helped me process. My guy says he doesn’t care but I do. I wanted him to at least say sexual assault is not excusable and he suggested not reducing Trump to one thing- but I hate many things about Trump. He talked about how wonderful the Trump kids are, that he’s draining the swamp—all the sound…

...I would, too.

Kelis is a chef now?

My optometrist did remark on how fresh my eyes smelled.

Sigh. Jaden. What an entitled, uneducated little prick. If the hotel kicked you out, I’m sure it was for good reason.

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

I love this. I’ve said this for the last year. Like, I had to come to the conclusion that a relationship has never been in the cards for me. I looked back over the last 23 years and, since I was 16, I’ve been the queen of the crush. It’s not something I’m good at and I’m a radical feminist so I’m essentially an alien…

"Just going to a doctor can help, but if you can figure things out for yourself you will feel more responsible for who you are and more proud of who you have become once you get over this."