Yesssss. He is delicious.

It may not have died, but it is definitely drunk as fuck somewhere! 

Registered dietitian here. That’s pretty common with IBS to have simultaneous constipation and diarrhea. Have you looked into the FODMAPS diet? It helps you avoid foods that typically cause GI distress. ETA: like an elimination diet, it helps to further identify trigger foods.

I think it sounds out of this world!

I’d kiss all over that bald head!!

I have nail brushes by every sink in my house. Fingernails, even modest length ones, are gunk catchers!

Southerner here. I think that bed/couch he designed is awesome. I think it is criminal to charge him $800 a month for that. I have a HUGE 2 bedroom 2 bath apartment and I pay $700 a month. I can’t wrap my head around some of these prices people pay for a closet!!

A while back, I tried Zoloft and Paxil and I seriously couldn’t function. I started taking them and has immediate horrible side effects. My mom had Kid Animal for a week because I was having migraines, couldn’t eat, and didn’t leave my dark cold room. My doctor’s PA told me I was “adjusting.” Finally got in touch with…

Let us know how that goes!

I snorted.

“I’ll have one attention please!”

Nope. He likes to be a little rebel rouser so he just had a twinkle in his eye.

He is the greatest.

I’m pretty fond of him!

They love these things! He got the ultimate high five and we had lunch at his fav pizza/arcade place.

I like it so much better than Craigslist. You can stalk their profiles and see if they are weirdos before you meet them. Lol

I understand. The role of CPS really is to work to keep families together. I’ve lived in communities that have had a department with a bad reputation and others where they really do work for the family unit. Either way, I know it wouldn’t be easy. ❤️

I say this with love. You need to be the one to make the call. Those nuggets deserve better than that. They are helpless. Right now, you have to be the adult that loves them enough to do the hard thing.