Yes!! I get on Instagram and it’s like “sponsored ad: today those boots you are stalking are $25 off with free shopping!” And then I’m having to meditate on my financial goals and not immediately buy them. The internet is not interested in my financial health.

Me!! We did some holiday baking today and watched Home Alone. I got Kid Animal the gift he wanted that I couldn’t afford, gently used on Facebook Marketplace for a steal!! He’s going to be so surprised and I can’t wait to see that face on Christmas morning. I’ve been jamming Christmas music and dancing with my dog.…

My mom and I are spending the weekend together. I’m the only liberal in a family of southern conservatives that think Trump is THE FUCKING BEST. We were driving in the car and my son out of the blue says “Trump is a racist and a sexist. He hates people that aren’t white and he hates women.” (He’s seven and has been…

That’s exactly what it’s for! It’s good that you’re still out there, being socially active. I’m horrible at men and dating and all so I have no advice. Online dating was awful (and I tried off and on for years)! I don’t know what I’ll do if I ever decide to try again. Online dating is no longer an option for me!

I’ll have you know I have given birth to one boy. I have been teaching him kindness, compassion, and respect for all people for years. These are lessons you should learn early in life, not something that you should wait until adulthood to try and grasp.

Children are so much easier to teach than grown men.

Beliefs* even! My fingers are faster than my brain.

Exactly! Give a tiny airplane bottle of tequila with those headphones! George needs a new marketing manager. (Heyyyy George! I’m available!)

I love that you know this.

LooseSeals seems to have many believes about pieces of shit.

Well if you aren’t going to give us another Christmas tour, I guess I will settle for this bullshit right here.

Same here. It is my favorite

I’m working on some very simple zipper bags to give as gifts, but they keep coming out wonky. I’m out of practice. I just can’t seem to find my groove while sewing anymore. I do more cursing and seem ripping than creating.

As a huge live music fan, I wanted Kid Animal’s first concert to be special. Of course, he wanted his first concert to be Taylor Swift. I worked my butt off on that ticket program she had and I am thrilled to say: Kid Animal and I are seeing Taylor Swift for his first concert!!

That’s sweet! My little boy is almost 8. When he was 6, Lagos were definitely the favorite thing, but he also loved superhero costume type stuff. Like a Thor helmet and hammer and his Spider-Man mask and webshooter gloves. Also, you can never go wrong with nerf guns with the soft darts!

She is so happy and precious! And chunking up quite well, I might add! I love a squishy chubby baby!

Not great, but my long distance boyfriend was a heroin addict so distance probably wasn’t the big problem? We tried again recently and he’s heroin free, but still a giant piece of shit!

That mirror has my heart fluttering and the sloth set is wonderful too!!