Hammsterphilia.

That’s weird as hell and if I saw it coming towards me I would NOPE out of the ocean forever.

It’s very obvious you have never been on your way to a bra burning and tripped over a cable wire. Or what about when the coven comes over to watch The Craft on Witchy Bitches’ Movie Night and you are embarrassed by your entertainment center wires? Or having to wire a speaker to your roof that blares Bikini Kill so all…

I cried the day AC came out publicly. I was happy for him, but mostly heartbroken for me. I’m very rational.

You just changed my dating style. Truth is, if you end up with me, that’s what you’re gonna get. (It’s awesome, but doesn’t make a great first impression! Lol)

Def odd! Coming from someone that washes my linens every Sunday!

This is the best damn plan. A co-worker friend of mine asked me about my dating life today and I said “I gave up. You have to look hot and dress nice and mind your manners and it’s too much work!” I think being sarcastic and make-up free and wearing my scrubs on first dates would make me happy, but would not result in…

• Paris’s little brother Conrad Hilton was arrested for allegedly violating a restraining order, attempted breaking and entering, and now, grand theft auto. [TMZ]

I have been thinking about y’all so much! Glad to see an update. ❤️

Your squirrel fury, while justified, made me giggle.

My kid gets on to me all the time for cussing. I get frustrated and turn into a sailor.

I eat chips with my kid all the time. Is that wrong?!

Thank you! I will do it! Those are my fav things to eat from the garden and they never seem to make it.

I would, but I just moved to a new town and the only cool place I know of is Target?

I am going to order pizza, drink beer, and have a Game of Thrones marathon. Then I am going to paint my nails.

I think I forgot how to relax! That sounds perfect.

In my experience, those feelings linger until you’ve formed a good bond. Then that bond gives you confidence and you are able to find more friends. It’s a chain reaction. Then hopefully, you look at yourself and you love yourself and what you have to offer. Good friendships are amazing for your self-esteem. I’m happy…