Hmmm. Funny, my vagina is also called a Jurassic Park Dino....

It just isn’t my thing. I am an introvert and it looks like a very loud very long party where you can’t leave. I imagine there are lots of drunk people yelling too. I’d probably get PTSD!!

Trust me, it actually went DOWN HILL from there.

I had the biggest crush on Pauly Shore as a pre-teen. I forgot about that....

I have been seeing lots of things about adult summer camps on my social media. Is this a new thing? It sounds completely terrible to me, but I am still completely fascinated. Any Jezzies been to one?

That’s a good jam, but shiny crab had the best Moana song of all time.

I’m glad you replied and I’m glad you took the medicine. I have been thinking about you all day. I also wanted to encourage you and tell you, if you love close to your parents, I would tell them “look I’m feeling a lot of pressure right now and I’m scared I’m going to relapse.” If you don’t want to tell them you did,…

I was trying to reply to this and got Kinja’d so I’m going to try again. I was madly in love with an opioids addict. When we met, he was sober and mending relationships that he had ruined through years of drug abuse. He had a good job and things fell into place for him quickly: apartment, vehicle, financial…

Can I order online? Go ahead and wipe out Christmas gifts for my entire family?

I recently broke up with someone after almost a year. It wasn’t the same as being married for years and I definitely wasn’t in love, but that is how I described it. His best friends were shocked and couldn’t believe it and why did this happen?! I felt like I was a chair. It’s nice to have a chair, but if you don’t,…

Did we win?!

After all this time and all this searching for answers, you’re getting somewhere! That must be a relief. I hope this continues and easier days are ahead. <3

Oh my gawd I want a Jezebel romance!!!!

Lifting you and your precious babe up!

Well that’s insane.

I thought he made it sound great. I’m not a Lana fan, but I really liked this.

I love this reply and I bet they were also mortified!

My work here is done.

You must hate your yoni! Why are you so bad at being female?!